4th of July

Well, as we all know, the 4th of July is upon us so it is time for all of us to take a moment to pause, reflect and perhaps honor and pay tribute to a great national tradition.
I'm speaking, ofcourse, of the annual Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest. Once again, America will watch in awe as a demure gentleman of Asian descent kicks the big fat asses of the 300 pound,beer swilling, pork rind eating nasty-ass stereotypes of "Americans" who are misfortunate enough to compete against him, by using his head at least as much as his stomach.
The little Nip,er, I mean, this fine young man figured out that, by dunking the hot dog buns into water before ingesting them and after swalling the hot dogs nearly whole, he could fit within the rules of the competition while reducing the liklihood that the bread would fill him up and thereby slow him down.
So he has been kicking the extremely fat asses of the ugly American competition for years(outside of a very occassional loss, here or there).
What I don't understand is why his rivals don't figure out that his method works, and start to adopt it to their 'game'(if you'll excuse this rediculous concept).
Anyhoo, here's to ya Mr.Kobayashi, if that IS your real name.
To the other person who actually reads this here blog o'mine, here's to you as well and have a very Happy Independance Day.
Me? I have seen to it that my Independance Day will be happier than sheeyaht cuz I'm cruisin to the 919,son!!